gadgets

Check out the Brite-Strike Tactical Blue-Dot Flashlight, designed by the po-po and jacked up with all the high-tech goodness you’d expect from a top-of-the-line product.

The 220 lumens and “tri strike crown,” which essentially turns your flashlight into a pair of nunchucks, help to ensure the clearest and safest passage from point A to point B. Not to mention the Brite-Strike is waterproof, harder than a coconut to crack and can literally blind your enemies with a glare that seems more like a UFO landing at Area 51 than an illumination. So the next time you’re sneaking around past midnight, don’t forget to bring the Brite-Strike Tactical Blue-Dot Flashlight along.