Google Blogger is the most useless software I have ever seen on the web. I wasted my entire evening last night trying to post some hot porn pics only to find out that Google Blogger had crashed again. After a little research I found that Google’s helpful help helpfully confirmed that such things happen and tough fucking luck.

Comments don’t work. They either don’t come up at all, or they magically disappear when you try to post them.

Dashboards loading incompletely. Some of my posts with the most vile, nasty and most pornagraphic information ever written suddenly vanishing into oblivion when you click the publish button. This is fucking bullshit, but it’s sad to say…yes, mind you…it’s still free!

Blogger has been ok overall giving us free websites to publish whatever crap floats into our consciousness and asking nothing really in return. But as soon as it starts to fuck-up…I JUST GO BERSERK!!!

I think I stole that line from the movie “Billy Jack.”

But I know why I go berserk and start breaking things just like some of you probably do too. We have become invested in it. We rely on it. We need to check our sites over and over all day to see who’s leaving comments, and how many hits we’re getting, and who is linking to us. We love the attention the blog life brings to us.

Yes, sad but true, we are link whores.

Last night, my sick and twisted creativity was at its finest moment, fueled by massive ammounts of alcohol and NyQuil. And what happens? They pulled the plug on me.

Like a switch, they shut me right the fuck off.

So, fuck you Google Blogger. Fuck you straight to hell you fucking cocksuckers.

Thank God for WordPress.