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My slut of a cousin just had a baby shower. Firstly, I would like to say that a baby shower is nothing more than a way to bum free shit. Is it a (not so) cleverly disguised celebration of sorts? What the fuck is being celebrated, the beginning of a new life? Here’s the way new life can begin: I buy some booze, pick up a local slut, she gets a buzz and her (already low) inhibitions get lower, I get a buzz and she actually becomes attractive, I fuck her, I forget condoms, enter baby shower. All I have invested is the booze. Life is cheap. But let’s continue to gush over the fact that cell division still happens, even for complete fucking retards. Read the rest here…
