Nella is so bangable. Don’t believe me? Go here and see for yourself!

Why do Mexicans have mustaches?

So they can look like their mothers.

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Yup…it’s fuckin’ Monday…

…I’d rather owe it to you than cheat you out of it.

A man stands in front of the mirror and says to his wife, I always get a hard on when I look at myself.

The wife looks at him and says, that’s because you look like a cunt.

Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you’ll get a great view of her ass.

Karina kicks back and lets her big fuckin’ tits do the talkin’!!!

There’s this rich Texas rancher who has a 100 meter long swimming pool with a shark in it. He’s always said if anyone could swim from one end to the other without being eaten, he would give them either his daughter or his ranch.

Well, his beautiful daughter had gone off to art school in New York and brought a black classmate home to one of her Dad’s big barbeques. Of course, everyone is talking about how shocking it is that she’s become friends with a black man, when all of a sudden there was a huge splash.

Everyone looked, and it was the girl’s classmate swimming frantically with the shark hot on his trail. At the other end of the pool the man threw himself out of the water and lay gasping and panting on the ground, whilst the daughter gasped at his bravery.

The rancher came up and said, “Well, shit. You may be a nigger, but I am a man of my word, so do you want my ranch or my daughter?”

The man replied ” Neither, I just want to know who pushed me into the pool.”

Why is a woman’s pussy like a warm toilet seat?

They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

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Kathy @ ShermsShack.com